The quicker-witted amongst you will already have worked out that GOF stands for Groovy Old Fart. The GOF movement is not to be confused with the Goth movement. We don't sing about alienation and decay, we sing about declining standards in education and the incontrovertible fact that many TV presenters can't talk properly. We don't dress in black, we're far more likely to wear a jaunty and ironic beige. (GOF superstars, of course, often shop at M&S). Our hair, if present at all, is likely to be silver in colour or, as we prefer to call it, grey.
We are forthright and honest and not as strong as we used to be.
We are GOF.